17 Times Women Were Way Weirder Than Men

Nathan Johnson Published 07/06/2020 in Funny

You ever read the book Little Women? I haven't either, but if the ladies in that novel took some cues from these clever gals, they probably wouldn't have been stuck being so little all the time.

What we got here is a collection of texts, Tweets, and posts from women who prove there's always more than one way to skin a cat. (Although probably best if you don't go around skinning random cats. It just seems cruel.)

Maybe these women have extra gray matter in their brains that makes them see the world a little differently. Maybe they just had some really funny role models growing up. Either way, they're here and they're entertaining.

Some of their antics seem less smart than others, but that's just how things go sometimes. Any bit of genius always comes with a side order of crazy.

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1.
"When the feeling of guilt is written all over your face:"
2.
"Expectations were crushed by this cruel reality."
3.
“This is the worst picture ever taken of me.”
4.
"When grandma is just not in the mood."
5.
"Beauty requires that some decisions be made in desperation."
6.
"Your girlfriends will never leave you alone when you’re in trouble."
7.
"This approach helps me invent new dishes.
8.
“My 4-year-old daughter asked for a real laptop. I made this for her.”
9.
"It’s nice when you can joke about everything with your mom."
10.
"We have several questions for lingerie manufacturers."
11.
“I made a bread toad.”
12.
"Someone went further and decided to bake (in addition to the toad) a bread rat, a bread flea, and a bread centipede."
13.
"Female solidarity, sometimes, goes beyond the limits."
14.
“I didn’t have enough money to buy a robot vacuum, so I made my own.”
15.
"This is why you shouldn’t fight with your wife."
16.
“I came home from work and saw my wife in her wedding dress. We’ve been married for 8 years, and it’s our anniversary today.”
17.
"It’s difficult to understand who the traitor is here — the scale or the food."

1.
"When the feeling of guilt is written all over your face:"
2.
"Expectations were crushed by this cruel reality."
3.
“This is the worst picture ever taken of me.”
4.
"When grandma is just not in the mood."
5.
"Beauty requires that some decisions be made in desperation."
6.
"Your girlfriends will never leave you alone when you’re in trouble."
7.
"This approach helps me invent new dishes.
8.
“My 4-year-old daughter asked for a real laptop. I made this for her.”
9.
"It’s nice when you can joke about everything with your mom."
10.
"We have several questions for lingerie manufacturers."
11.
“I made a bread toad.”
12.
"Someone went further and decided to bake (in addition to the toad) a bread rat, a bread flea, and a bread centipede."
13.
"Female solidarity, sometimes, goes beyond the limits."
14.
“I didn’t have enough money to buy a robot vacuum, so I made my own.”
15.
"This is why you shouldn’t fight with your wife."
16.
“I came home from work and saw my wife in her wedding dress. We’ve been married for 8 years, and it’s our anniversary today.”
17.
"It’s difficult to understand who the traitor is here — the scale or the food."